Alcohol and Kids: Chemistry

Chemistry

By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML

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By StockedWithJuice - 06/07/2013 15:14 - United States - Austin

Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML

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By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 10:45 - Canada

Today, I was wondering why my home smelled so weird, until I found out that my 4 year old son had been secretly scattering around food he didn't like to eat throughout the house. How did I find out? No one else in this family leaves half eaten spinach all over my underwear drawer. FML

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By don'tdrinkthat - 03/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Quincy

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

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By sadmommy - 23/04/2012 22:51 - United States - Keller

Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 04:00

Today, I noticed that my 80-year-old mother has gone through 50+ bottles of my home-made wine. She only moved in with me a month ago. And now I have no wine. FML

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By disgusted - 23/02/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML

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By notsoproudfather - 01/02/2016 15:54 - India - Pune

Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML

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By wah wah "you raised him" - 22/04/2014 18:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML

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Friday 1 April 2011 1:06

wow cool son you got there :)

urdirtyolduncle 15

Friday 1 April 2011 1:05

good man!

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chester75 5

Friday 1 April 2011 4:42

what rule did she break???

scottishandrew1 0

Friday 1 April 2011 5:27

hahahaha, "winning"

samicna 4

Friday 1 April 2011 5:37

find out who he's been hanging around with! that's what inmates call pruno! anycase not good!

hollister122596 0

Friday 1 April 2011 5:44

good job to your kidd!

jetsy1234 0

Friday 1 April 2011 5:53

what FYI stands for?

Autoshot 9

Friday 1 April 2011 6:23

****** Yeast Infection

guestxxx 0

Friday 1 April 2011 7:44

**** Young Inbreds

denvan 0

Friday 1 April 2011 10:24

**** yourself in

MissBunny25 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 0:27

**** Yellow Insects

HeavyMetalViking 0

Friday 1 April 2011 5:53

Add some man juice to his collection and watch him whine.

aback 4

Friday 1 April 2011 5:57

Teach him how to do it right.

stevenmx86 7

Friday 1 April 2011 6:04

Why is storing in quotes? That implies that is just an alias for what he's doing so what's he really doing?

Autoshot 9

Friday 1 April 2011 6:25

Could OP simply be quoting the word the kid said?

stewpididiot 11

Friday 1 April 2011 8:44

I was thinking that Juices should have been in quotes.....

Javie30 0

Friday 1 April 2011 6:32

Molotovs!!!!!!!!!!!!

NCR 0

Friday 1 April 2011 6:33

he's going to own a winery someday... wait .. is this a bad thing?

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Today, after six months of doing the job of 2 people, because all my coworker does is sleep and sit down with her phone, I told my boss that I can't be doing my coworker's job and getting the same salary as her. My boss added just $10 to my salary and told me to let her carry on doing nothing, while I still do the work of 2 people. FML

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Today, I woke up from a night of serious depression, drinking by myself at home, to find a USB stick wrapped in plastic up my vagina, with "Top secret" written on it. There was nothing on the stick when I checked. I may need to give tequila a rest and switch back to gin. FML

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Today, after months of avoiding fast food, I decided to eat some McDonald's french fries. Though the fries were delicious, they were not worth the agonizing 15 minutes I spent on the toilet afterwards. FML

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Today, I told my mom about the rough time I'm having over my recent break-up, and how I can't help thinking about my ex every single day. Her attempt to console me involved saying, "Pft. I bet he doesn't think about you every day" and walking away. Thanks. FML

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Today, I was wearing my favorite silk sweater, one I actually paid full price for. I sat down in my desk chair to work, and when I tried to get up I felt a strange pull. A corner of my sweater is still stuck in the screw at the back of the chair, the rest is in the trash. FML

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Today, I bought my daughter a rape alarm after she had a near-miss with a creep following her to her part-time job. As soon as I handed it to her in the car park, she accidentally set it off and one of her coworkers put me in a rather painful headlock and threw me to the ground, breaking my arm. FML

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Today, I got told off at work for not saying hello to someone in the corridor.. FML

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Today, it was the first time I met my girlfriend's parents. It was also the day that I accidentally ripped their shed's door off its hinges. FML

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