By disgusted - 23/02/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
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perdix 29

It was your dad's semen mixed with either your mom's vaginal secretions or her saliva if she gave him a ******** and spat. YWIA, I am always glad to help people identify unknown bodily fluids.

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nomnommonster 0

it was the syrup from their midnight snack.

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BikerMike 0

that could have been your younger brother/sister

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FMLowLife 0

Ew... you might want to move out if they force YOU to have THAT job... if you have to see them every once in a while, you should 'come' to their place only once a week.

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troyboyd05 0

So then you eated it right?

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michael32123 0

one time, I EATED something :) use teh propar grammur pl0x? engwish pwease

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Tripout 0

For your sake, I hope they were clear boogers. 

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yourefreakindumb 0

Snot. All you guys are pervs.

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LACandyshop 0

I bet I can tell you what that sticky substance is...

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awesomechica1229 5

is your picture really a pic of a cats ass hole?

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moneypenny_fml 0

if it's unknown then your life isnt ******, but of course you know it was your dads ****, so just say that unless you don't want to and are in denial about it.

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mattthew 0

hum... your parents still have fun though... atleast you didn't walk in on them

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Yep. Ask your parents to pay you for babysitting them.

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noshtsherlock 0

hahahaha!!!!!!! FUNNNYYYEESSTTT shit i've read today

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KingTaco 0

Uhhh. No you ******* did not have to pick that shit up, hope you're aware of that.

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sublimaze 6

YDI for messing with your parents' trash

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xshadyshadow 0

2, why do you have "animal parts" as your icon???

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perdix 29

It was your dad's semen mixed with either your mom's vaginal secretions or her saliva if she gave him a ******** and spat. YWIA, I am always glad to help people identify unknown bodily fluids.

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mshafty 0

Don't forget there could be some sweat mixed in there. Mom could have been working hard on dad and then gotten a nice jackson pollock on her face that had to be wiped up!!

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doink 0

I wish I knew of your prowess the day I had to clean sticky fluids off the men's bathroom wall at work. Luckily, I put 2 and 2 together...

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ayamefan13 16

I feel dumb for asking, but what's YWIA?

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doink 0

You're Welcome In Advance.

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mshafty 0

Very true! the substance could get substantially more complicated also if a strap on was involved! Does mom like take charge and make dad a bottom OP?

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DGross 8

Perdix comment threads are always the best... no one mentioned nasal secretions yet... perhaps he has really good aim... or is really small

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awesomechica1229 5

@2 is your profile pic really one of a cats ass hole? WOW!

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myownenemy 0

ummm, he didn't find evidence of that; he IS evidence of that.

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coffeeshawtee 0

@ #7 Ah, shut up, you wouldn't want to pick your parents $h!t up, I know for a fact. Unless you plan on being a pedo when you get older & you're into that junk. She wasn't complaining. She was stating, "F!CK MY LIFE". That's what this website is for dumb @$$. You're the one complaining. At least that wasn't me, 'cause I would've been raising H3ll.

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nomnommonster 0

it was the syrup from their midnight snack.

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jinxthejinx 0

NO, YOU DIDN'T. i'll say it again... FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, NO, YOU DIDN'T!

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spez86 0

the OP is the evidence ^^

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Domonator 16

Did you sniff it, too? Taste it?? Why touch the sticky stuff at all? Why not just use a clean tissue to pick it up?

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amber30300 0

I feel stupid for asking but wats OP mean?

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PsychoMerk 0

you didn't HAVE to ;0

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