Work: Today, I was wearing my favorite silk sweater, one I actually...

By dangit - 01/03/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I was wearing my favorite silk sweater, one I actually paid full price for. I sat down in my desk chair to work, and when I tried to get up I felt a strange pull. A corner of my sweater is still stuck in the screw at the back of the chair, the rest is in the trash. FML

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By Janet is here - 03/06/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I tried on a sweater in a store. It was a bit tight, but I managed to get it on. When I tried to take it off, it got stuck halfway. After several failed attempts, a sales associate had to help me out of it, while other customers watched. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2024 12:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I put on what I thought was my "lucky" sweater for a job interview. Halfway there, I noticed my reflection in a car window and realized it was covered in cat hairs of various colors and a faded spaghetti stain from last week that apparently hadn't come out in the wash. FML

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By Karen (no not that one) - 25/10/2023 06:00

Today, as the weather is getting cold, I got my cozy fall sweater out of the closet. I soon realized I had left a candy bar in the pocket sometime last year, and it had melted all over the inside. FML

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By Oblivious - 25/09/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML

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By WearingSomethingStringy - 10/04/2013 00:02 - United States - Cranston

Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML

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By j4y - 29/01/2009 00:30 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

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By gemtas5 - 21/09/2013 17:28 - Sweden - Malmö

Today, while sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater for himself. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 07:32 - Canada - Campbell River

Today, I was running late for work and quickly grabbed my outfit from the dryer. I heard the crackling of static as I took out my shirt. I didn't think anything of it, until later when my co-worker pointed out I had a thong stuck to my back. FML

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By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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Se7enz 0

Monday 1 March 2010 13:15

The best time to wear a stripper sweater is all the time... One with a collar, turtle neck, that's the kind.. Cause when you're wearing! That one... special... sweater...

ladidadida 0

Monday 1 March 2010 12:36

everyone's so mean but i understand you. it's devastating.

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bebz_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 12:31

you ruined a sweater, its not that bad..

glen12 0

Monday 1 March 2010 12:32

wow u paid full price for a sweater riped off much rolls eyes*

lickmyjock 0

Monday 1 March 2010 12:32

You need to get laid. After you do you won't really care about your sweater so much.

Cupcaken 0

Monday 1 March 2010 12:35

... don't you allways pay full price? O_o

elenaa_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 12:39

I think OP means she usually buys things that are on sale.

MrsUchiha 0

Monday 1 March 2010 12:51

I was gonna' say that too. I think ^ they're right.

time4coffee 3

Monday 1 March 2010 15:26

Does this mean you usually steal your clothes

Str84rumBK 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:06

#21 number 9 clearly says it may have been

ladidadida 0

Monday 1 March 2010 12:36

everyone's so mean but i understand you. it's devastating.

padlarf 14

Monday 1 March 2010 12:40

Why would you even wear a silk sweater? Surely cotton and wool are much better at keeping you warm?

hausmad1 3

Saturday 23 June 2012 7:15

It's a girl thing

alexangel33 18

Thursday 25 April 2013 19:34

Silk sweaters are stupid

Se7enz 0

Monday 1 March 2010 13:15

The best time to wear a stripper sweater is all the time... One with a collar, turtle neck, that's the kind.. Cause when you're wearing! That one... special... sweater...

ohsnapjellyfish 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 21:59

win.

fogs32 7

Friday 26 October 2012 2:46

I'm pretty sure strippers don't like to wear sweaters....

frenchiek8 1

Monday 1 March 2010 14:41

Can you even have a silk sweater? Silk is a pretty expensive fabric that is not often worn as a knit because people like to show of how shiny it is in things like blouses and dresses. I have never seen a silk sweater. Plus if silk sweaters do exist, if a sweater becomes unraveled, a taylor or seamstress could easily fix it with a picture of the original.

time4coffee 3

Monday 1 March 2010 15:36

They exist and feel heavenly but they are something you need to really be careful with

MrMaD_fml 2

Monday 1 March 2010 15:01

buy yourself a needle and thread and turn it into some silk draws.

Beli_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 16:22

ohhhh nooooooo you ruined a sweater?!?!?that you actually paid the amount that you were supposed to pay...? how could you...!!!! gosh. like get over it it's just a sweater....even if it is silk, it's just a sweater.