Dogs and Animals: Chill out, dude

Chill out, dude

By Anonymous - 27/09/2012 15:31 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I saw a dog trying to attack a man. I have experience working with aggressive dogs, so I pulled the dog off him and got it under control. The man punched me in the face for not having my dog on a leash. It wasn't my dog. I don't even own a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 23:15 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML

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By SientoBenteCar - 11/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 10:02 - United States

Today, I reached down to pet an elderly man's dog. It jumped up and utterly mauled my face, drawing blood. As I gasped in shock and pain, the man said, "Careful, he likes to scratch." FML

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By mickymoose1 - 17/05/2021 01:59

Today, a couple at the dog park, who seemed afraid of large dogs, tried to kick my dog for trying to say hi to them. They then called the police on me for lunging and yelling at the guy for trying to kick my dog. It's an off-leash dog park people, don't go there if you're afraid of dogs! FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2013 00:16 - United States - Irving

Today, I was at Petsmart with my puppy. Someone tried to pet him. I tried to warn the guy that he is a rescue and doesn't trust easily. He didn't listen and now wants to sue me for a dog bite that didn't even break the skin. FML

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By Hilary - 23/09/2010 01:25 - Australia

Today, I was trying to relieve a dog that looked like it was choking because it was tied to a pole while its owner was in a restaurant. The owner called a security guard because she was convinced I was trying to steal her dog. FML

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By Username - 13/04/2011 07:05

Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML

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By woofwoof - 30/12/2014 04:17 - Turkey - Izmir

Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML

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Thursday 27 September 2012 18:57

You know, I could see a guy yelling at you for not keeping (what he believed was) your dog leashed. However, to HIT you for it? That goes a little too far in my book. Release the beast and let it eat him.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 27 September 2012 18:57

What ever happened to being grateful of having someone helping you from having a trip to the ER?

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j_cat187 19

Thursday 27 September 2012 23:42

Beat the shit out of him.

roninvamp 4

Thursday 27 September 2012 23:50

That's when you let the dog go and let it maul Him

SoultheWolf 19

Thursday 27 September 2012 23:54

Some people are so rude. I work with dogs with behavior issues, including aggressive dogs, and have helped people like that before. They are so ungrateful, making you not want to help anyone ever again. I remember one time I was at a park and my largest dog, of about 60 pounds, ran to greet a father and his two daughters riding by on their bikes, I called her and she immediately turns around and comes. Then the guy tells me I need to put her down for being "aggressive", when she just wanted to say hi. -.-

gmoggia 2

Friday 28 September 2012 0:43

I would've unleashed the dog on him again.. ungrateful prick..

marramrammar 2

Friday 28 September 2012 1:36

Should have released the dog and walked away yelling it was not my F ing dog idiot! I was helping someone I thought was a civilized person needing assistant!!