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By limegreenpoopie - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Valrico

Today, my boyfriend's obsession with card tricks reached a new low. He barged into the bathroom while I was taking a crap and asked me to pick a card. FML
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Tripartita 44

You don't want to know where he was going to pull your card from after pretending to mess up the trick…

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WCARlover 34

He just wanted you to pick the number two while you were going number two

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tiacat11 3

Your boyfriend actually sounds kind of awesome not gonna lie.

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jvanevery 19

I hope you picked a card and put it in the toilet

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MulticoloredSlug 18

So?? That's love princess. You shouldn't be in a relationship if you can't handle it.

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