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By limegreenpoopie - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Valrico

Today, my boyfriend's obsession with card tricks reached a new low. He barged into the bathroom while I was taking a crap and asked me to pick a card. FML
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Tripartita 44

You don't want to know where he was going to pull your card from after pretending to mess up the trick…

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WCARlover 34

He just wanted you to pick the number two while you were going number two

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bobsanction 18

He loves you enough to see you taking a shit and still just wants to impress you with a magic trick. Put a ring on that boy.

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notjordansime 12

Ironically there's an ad for cards under this...

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epiccrazy 15

You're blessed to be cursed with such a friend

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Sebof2001 7

Idk I kinda see that romantic in a nerdy way.

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LyricaSilvan 29

I, personally, see nothing romantic about violating someone else's privacy over a card trick. Yeah, it's cute that he's so excited and wants so badly to share it with his girlfriend, but Jesus Christ...There are such things as common decency and self-control.

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species4872 19

You need to deal with that joker.

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hkhan24 23

Well that's a shitty situation *prepares for a barrage of downvotes*

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