Choose your moments

By Anonymous - 15/05/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend stopped in the middle of sex because she had sudden inspiration about what colour to repaint our bedroom, and wanted to find the colour name online before she forgot it. By the time she was done, I’d gone soft and grumpy, and she got mad I didn’t want to finish having sex anymore. FML
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Lost Reggie 20

Should have carried on and painted the wall for her.

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Wadlaen 23

You can't have it all. Some times you have to choose: Find the color for the bedroom or reach ****** I'm sorry for your experience!

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Lost Reggie 20

Should have carried on and painted the wall for her.

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Wadlaen 23

You can't have it all. Some times you have to choose: Find the color for the bedroom or reach ****** I'm sorry for your experience!

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Chazzster 28

I’m guessing GF has ADHD? … I assume there are things you like about GF which is why she’s not an ex… There were a few times my now wife would have a particularly good ****** when I went down on her and then she fell asleep - Leaving me frustrated. But there were things I liked about her enough and this was infrequent enough that I still married her. In life, shit happens sometimes - You either go on from there or make another plan.

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