Transportation: Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep....

By timero - 16/11/2009 06:59 - France

Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus with animals that can’t fit on your lap. He then hoisted it onto his lap, while the sheep stared at me, baaing loudly. FML

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Wizardo 33

Thursday 16 June 2016 14:55

Sounds like you got fleeced.

399 41

Thursday 16 June 2016 14:58

Touché sheep man touché.

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Wizardo 33

Thursday 16 June 2016 14:55

Sounds like you got fleeced.

399 41

Thursday 16 June 2016 14:58

Touché sheep man touché.

Mauskau 35

Thursday 16 June 2016 15:00

I want a pet sheep now. I'd let it baa all day long.

Kailayla 29

Thursday 16 June 2016 15:21

I'd run around the streets, "Help, my friend has been Polymorphed!"

TheSir022 9

Friday 17 June 2016 5:40

that is a baaaaaad idea! Im sorry I'll escort myself out.

hellnosucka 27

Thursday 16 June 2016 15:02

is this guy named Mary by any chance?

EwahWeeWah 21

Thursday 16 June 2016 15:09

This is the best FML I've seen in awhile.

tranced_ 45

Thursday 16 June 2016 15:22

shaun the sheep being abducted..

warner69 8

Thursday 16 June 2016 15:25

looks like its not has baaaaaad day

wrongmove 11

Thursday 16 June 2016 15:27

You shouldn't be mean to his girlfriend like that.

RememberSchlitz 9

Thursday 16 June 2016 15:28

Mutton to see here, move along.

missymaster 16

Thursday 16 June 2016 16:25

Baaaaa-ck off

moodyreallyrocks 27

Thursday 16 June 2016 15:55

Some people..

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