Sex and Intimacy: Get on with it

Get on with it

By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 01:00

Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML

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You deserved it 1 782

By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 152

You deserved it 4 291

Routine

By youaresodumb - 27/09/2010 04:19 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML

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You deserved it 34 356

Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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You deserved it 6 269

Time is money

By asdfasdf - 24/01/2009 15:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

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You deserved it 5 969

Not my turn

By Perry85 - 10/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she says "Don't cum in me, my husband has plans for later." FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 267

You deserved it 1 015

Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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You deserved it 8 015

By saddude - 04/03/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 358

You deserved it 113 583

Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 434

You deserved it 7 540

By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 20:12 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

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You deserved it 8 162

hellsgates 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:37

you say no and start going rougher,

GrapefruitZoe 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:19

I'll tell you why she said it. She was BORED. I get bored easily during sex. Vaginal intercourse does little for me. Pleasure her.

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feelslikeanoose 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 1:56

psh! I've said that plenty of times to various boyfriends.

LegitDGK 0

Monday 24 May 2010 3:39

you should have said, if u rly want we can do it in the ass

techweed 12

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:42

What a bitch!!

AlexV_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 4:58

Hey, thats a good thing

th1rt3en95 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 15:24

"whilst"? Are you kinky for Shakespeare?

Rawrpantz09 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 4:56

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hellsgates 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:37

you say no and start going rougher,

whomppp 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 10:56

LOL win!

Se0ul_Fr3sh 0

Monday 18 July 2011 11:20

Lol yes, well said! :D

Se0ul_Fr3sh 0

Monday 18 July 2011 11:24

Lol yes, well said! :D

NoNeak 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 7:00

#10 win....xD probably you need to bond a little more...so it'll be pleasent for both... and btw...i don't know how this is a FML...

AnnaSeptic 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 18:37

#8, Aussies and Brits say whilst. Not everyone is American, you know.

Superflyshyguy 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 9:32

AWWWWW SNAP SONN

redbluegreen 40

Monday 18 May 2009 7:15

I agree with #10. What else is there to do? Get off her?

spoo 24

Friday 5 June 2009 16:33

lube....

genius_man16 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 5:32

Maybe you should learn how to pleasure your GF, just a thought.

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML

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