Chuds be like that

By NotYourToy - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Binghamton

Today, a customer scared me for the sole purpose of watching my breasts jiggle when I jumped in surprise. I know because his head moved as they did, and he said, "Nice." before walking away. FML
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irishmaiden78 23

I'm sorry that happened. Some people are just pigs.

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fakedsincerity 32

Ew. Gross. Aaand that's why he'll be alone forever.

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uhmhaicats 14

Some people in this world are sick. Hopefully you'll never have to cross paths with that pig again. Good luck op.

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Badkarma4u 17

Please tell me he was 12.

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Khaleesi_D 9

I would've hit him, but I'm one of those people who tend lash out physically when I'm scared. Last time my friend scared me in a dark parking lit my first reaction was to start swinging a grocery bag with 2 liter Mt. Dews in it as a weapon

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kozzard 17

Duck the Dew! new party game or advertising slogan, take your pick

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Khaleesi_D 9

In some regions its called "i screwed up now my lnee caps are busted" but the title is a work in progress

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searchr999 14

What a jerk. I am ashamed of my gender at times.

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Khaleesi_D 9

I would've hit him, but I'm one of those people who tend lash out physically when I'm scared. Last time my friend scared me in a dark parking lit my first reaction was to start swinging a grocery bag with 2 liter Mt. Dews in it as a weapon

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brickshedloski 9

Sure, he's an asshole, but at the same time, you should feel flattered. He had his sights set on you. Obviously you look nice.

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iwadasn 32

You're the kind of guy who thinks women should view sexual harassment and assault as a compliment, aren't you?

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