Chuds be like that

By NotYourToy - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Binghamton

Today, a customer scared me for the sole purpose of watching my breasts jiggle when I jumped in surprise. I know because his head moved as they did, and he said, "Nice." before walking away. FML
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irishmaiden78 23

I'm sorry that happened. Some people are just pigs.

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fakedsincerity 32

Ew. Gross. Aaand that's why he'll be alone forever.

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danceinconverse 25

If it's any consolation, he's so desperate to see fully clothed boobs jiggle he had to literally scare it out of a girl.

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Its_Sinon 15

Agreed, he's a pig..

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themysteriousfox 18

Maybe next time you can throw a punch and blame it on being scared from the surprise

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bellydancer82 15

Ugh, that's so gross, sorry OP. That's probably the closest he'll get to seeing boobs with that mindset, though. If I were you, I would've slapped his face so hard that he'd get supper dizzy and REALLY see them move.

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DexBanWhore 6

unfortunately in today's society this is common place and he will most likely end up getting laid soon.

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AncientElbow 13

This sounds like something Masuka from Dexter would do!

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myshinynose 11

Kick him in the nuts to hear if he has the right falsetto pitch for the a-cappella group you're forming.

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noellebelle626 19

Some guys are just douche bags. I'm sorry that happened. But comes with being a woman ?

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kozzard 17

that thinking right there is why people think they can get away with that kind of shit....getting scared just so some creepy jackwagon of pigeon shit can get his jollies is NOT something that comes with being a woman, it comes from a lack of respect for others

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brezzyanna 17

You're right, it does come with being a woman. But it shouldn't. There's a lack of respect and it's wrong.

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914smv 18

OMG such perverts!!! next time tell him something!!

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gotaplanstan 28

like what? what happened to the chicken after it crossed the road?

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totallynotemily 25

******* pervert. If he does it again, punch him in the balls saying that you like to watch men in pain after they get in the groin area.

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