Pranks and Transportation: Classic

Classic

By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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By grossfoot - 31/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML

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Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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Too late

By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 13:31 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, while on the train heading to my new job, my coat caught between two seats. I didn't notice until my stop. I whacked myself in the face in front of everyone trying to get it free, and ended up missing my stop. When I finally got to work, I was told not to bother coming in again. FML

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Thanks for your help

By wowthanksworld - 22/03/2013 15:42 - United States

Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML

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Run run run

By cmzraxsn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML

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By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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Keep moving

By Jerem88 - 06/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Nassua

Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Friday 22 April 2011 16:09

******* win by the kids. Lucky they didn't steal some of your belongings!

instantmusic 4

Friday 22 April 2011 16:10

...you didn't notice this while you were in the process of walking?

Comments

SnowFlakeInAK 7

Friday 22 April 2011 16:44

25 you're obviously new here. Don't mess with Boners! hahah

Geekstazz8 4

Friday 22 April 2011 16:54

Kids have no repect these days lol. Jk. Stay awake on the bus

boygeorgebaby 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:54

oh jeez - whoever did that is a major dick! next time sleep with your legs tucked underneath you - it'll save you the embarassment, and maybe you'll learn some new yoga positions and become more flexible! ;)

delia_24 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:56

lol who would do such a thing like thatt.?

SnowFlakeInAK 7

Friday 22 April 2011 17:00

my point exactly! lol luv ya Boners!

enonymous 8

Friday 22 April 2011 17:00

I have to staple my 2 condoms together when I do that.

jordanlite 16

Friday 22 April 2011 17:04

How do you possibly "dose" off? I can only assume you're referring to drugs in which case YDI.

catrav77 0

Friday 22 April 2011 17:43

...you fall asleep because you're tired. have you never heard the phrase 'doze off' before?

DocBastard 38

Friday 22 April 2011 17:06

imreallyhigh - You're either really high or terrible at grammar as you used "your" incorrectly thrice. I'm guessing more likely the latter. P.S. "Your" is possessive; you're is a contraction of "you are".