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I didn't know when your foot fell asleep it affected you that badly
15, only if your a pussy
How was your trip?
have a nice fall
you're waiting for a train... you don't know where this train will take you, but it doesn't matter... cause we'll be together... Inception ftw
oooohhh now i get what pins and needles means haha i thought it was literal
OP was not meant to be on that train...
haha, clever #74
Yeah. OP is probably lying, getting pins and needles at that exact time is unlikely, it doesn't affect you THAT BAD, and the train must've just arrived and unless it was a subway it'd probably stay for a few minutes. Just be glad you didn't fall in the tracks. ;)
The question is: how did you get pins and needles in your foot?
umm I think it's a saying that your foot fell asleep
no 7, someone had snuck several sharp objects into OPs foot without him noticing duh
hahaha yea I think that's what happened xD
I agree with 7 but 16 is funny lmao
yeah but whats the second step??
31. only 30% OP must have small feet
but there's still the mysterious second step...
ah I believe the second step is marketing
I just googled it no one knows the second step :(
Don't worry, I didn't get it either...
60, it's some damn good stuff I'll tell you that, I need some for myself
#31 south park!!!!! tweak! xD
looks like I need to invest in underpants gnomes.
36- step two would be waiting,
Hahahaha this puts a new meaning to the consequences of procrastination xD
procrastination? what?
waiting until the last second to do something you need to do
tht sucks for the person ):
that my friend is hilarious
Where's this "my friend" and why is he so funny?
duhhh my friend's the OP! ha...
ok then. *that, my friend, is hilarious
Hogwarts changed its mind about you.
OP should just take the Weaslys' flying car.
That must have been a really hard seat or you were there one hell of a long time! Hope your wait for the next one was shorter!
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no 7, someone had snuck several sharp objects into OPs foot without him noticing duh
Hogwarts changed its mind about you.