Transportation, Embarrassing, Accident and Trains: Crotch rot

Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 464

You deserved it 2 830

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Classic

By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 889

You deserved it 6 887

By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 323

You deserved it 3 552

By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 455

You deserved it 6 865

By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

I agree, your life sucks 1 714

You deserved it 224

By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 498

You deserved it 6 862

By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 312

You deserved it 6 070

By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 770

You deserved it 4 608

Thanks for your help

By wowthanksworld - 22/03/2013 15:42 - United States

Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 119

You deserved it 3 275

By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 473

You deserved it 12 792

By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 168

You deserved it 3 513

ThatFml 5

Friday 30 March 2012 8:13

The reaction the guys face must have been priceless

zingline89 18

Friday 30 March 2012 8:15

You're on the right track

Comments

ALlamaOnFire 20

Friday 30 March 2012 8:12

Gdjf

TheWindowLicker 13

Friday 30 March 2012 8:13

I hit the wrong fml I guess? My bad people. I would say it happens to us all, op. But I would be lying.

ThatFml 5

Friday 30 March 2012 8:13

The reaction the guys face must have been priceless

ThatFml 5

Friday 30 March 2012 8:22

On*

Mr_Chow 5

Friday 30 March 2012 8:29

At least you pulled!

enonymous 8

Friday 30 March 2012 8:41

IT MUST BE MY BIRTHDAY!!

trollfaced 2

Friday 30 March 2012 8:45

Did he get a boner?

shanemaximo 7

Friday 30 March 2012 9:36

Oh, the joys of public transportation. Surprise head is just the start!

Colonel_Lexi 18

Friday 30 March 2012 17:16

So did you finish the job?

KaanTech 0

Friday 30 March 2012 21:36

Suprise!!!!

Cad6 24

Friday 30 March 2012 23:27

I hope he didn't give you a creepy old man pedo smile. That would suck.

EmreArslan 11

Friday 30 March 2012 8:14

Wow... He sure liked it. But sucks for you. Funny though xD

coried91 28

Friday 30 March 2012 9:07

The old guy could have been gay.

DooleyFTW 17

Friday 30 March 2012 11:36

Meanwhile the old guys posting on a FTW site. "today I was sitting in a train when a girl shoved her face into my crotch"

tayza249 20

Friday 30 March 2012 8:14

bleh! I bet HE enjoyed it at least..

iliketofu 6

Friday 30 March 2012 8:42

Unless she landed so hard his He-Man had a concussion.

coop7291 3

Friday 30 March 2012 8:14

I bet that made his day

zingline89 18

Friday 30 March 2012 8:15

You're on the right track

karkid619 8

Friday 30 March 2012 17:47

I see what you did there.

Vanilla1Thrilla 0

Friday 30 March 2012 8:17

Most excitement he's probably had in a while... Though, it may have hurt depending on how hard your face hit his crotch. Ouch for both of you!

anthonydude 9

Friday 30 March 2012 8:19

Looks like he got head from you.

afunnyterdcody 5

Friday 30 March 2012 21:18

Yup

screwhim622 0

Friday 30 March 2012 8:19

Sad day, when you bring a t-bagging upon yourself..by accident

Keywords

Coworkers Work Dogs Animals Cars Transportation Art Photography Miscellaneous Videos Love Awkward Health Scams My ex Money Sex Family AITA Am I overreacting? Healthy Lifestyle Babies Kids Sleep Mental health Parents Cheating Break-ups Facebook Nice Guys

The Top

Today, I caught my girlfriend of a year texting her ex, asking if she was enough for him sexually. He responded in detail about all their sexual activities, but she says I’m overreacting and shouldn’t keep throwing it in her face. Am I wrong? FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 693

You deserved it 205

Today, my husband threw up in the shower after drinking almost a whole bottle of wine. The shower won't drain now. Happy Thanksgiving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 179

You deserved it 2 948

The Top

Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 744

You deserved it 113 262

Today, I realised that my social anxiety, fear of people's judgment, social isolation, you name it, have got so bad that I literally have no interests. It got to such a point that I even have nothing to search up in the internet, so I just stare at an empty browser page wondering what should I do with my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 963

You deserved it 204

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 106

You deserved it 3 325

Today, I asked my 8-year-old daughter to kill a house spider for me. I am a 42-year-old man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 823

You deserved it 18 862

Today, I was watching TV on the couch. My mom then kicked me off so she could lie down. Exhausted, I asked if I could sit at the end. She said no. A minute later she called the dog to come sit with her. As I was sitting on the ground, my mom told me to move because, "the dog can't see the TV." FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 130

You deserved it 4 723

Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "She's not THAT ugly." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 364

You deserved it 2 973

Crotch rot

Same thing different taste

Classic

Thanks for your help

Top comments

Comments