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By ouch - 09/08/2009 01:56 - Brazil

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Today, while entering the building I live in, I walked into my neighbor who winked at me and said last night must have been great. After I asked why, he said he could hear my girlfriend moaning and screaming, and that I must be pretty good at it. I was just coming back from a week overseas. FML
I agree, your life sucks 73 348
You deserved it 3 417

Same thing different taste

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im sorry dude this is ******. i have a brother in iraq. his gf cheated in him. i wanted to kill her. thats messed up. u dont do shit like that. dump her sorry ass and make her move out. find urself someone worth ur time. u go to seas and she ***** another guy. tell her a girl said to go rot in hell for me. thanks.

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SexyMexi21 23

Damn man . I'm sorry .. we're all sorry for you. But ******* kick her the **** out. She def sint worth your time over seas or not. Thank you for serving our country.

Your neighbour didn't notice your luggage?

Hope things are better now. That unfortunately happens a lot now a days. Hopefully you have found someone who doesn't feel the need to do that.

Sorry brother, my 2 year (ex) girlfriend cheated on me just recently I feel your pain.

I don't know why people think they can get away with cheating and why they would even cheat, especially when you were overseas. that's just straight up disrespect and a slap to the face

clearly your dick game isn't good enough so it seems like you do in fact fact deserve it...step it up dude

Your girlfriend got a vibrator to keep her company? I hope.