Revealing

By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Spicy
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
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boatiebanter 0

...Why would he call you up 'just to chat' and put you on speakerphone? That's just rude.

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MoonTiger 4

And that's why you don't talk about things like this on phone...

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JonReb 0

LOL, well that's a spot of trouble.

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hellokittywhore 0

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iamsam2 3

cant u tell by the echo tht u r on loudspeaker

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MoonTiger 4

And that's why you don't talk about things like this on phone...

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flighted 1

I always wondered why when people are at work in office settings they always have people on speaker phone?? my dad does the same thing. I mean I'll call him and won't know he's on speakerphone with a table full of other people but my call is urgent and an emergency I don't want other people to know. and I find out I'm on speaker phone by him frantically saying hold on and taking me off

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24788 6

FHL - He won't be escaping anytime soon. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wTg6YB2PRA

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tamoodielovesmar 1

wowww from the number of visits you have to FML, u need to get a life

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awsumelefants 0

hahaha is he fired? ... for ... you know ... a professional term that means "your wife was saying sexual stuff on the phone and youre gonna get blamed for it"

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Abs_Seraph 0

That's ****** lol. I *ALWAYS* tell people Im on the phone with wether Im on speaker phone or not in the beginning of the convo.. To avoid an over dose of drama :P

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domolovesyoshi 33

see, that's the smart and only way to avoid embarrassing situations like the one OP had

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boatiebanter 0

...Why would he call you up 'just to chat' and put you on speakerphone? That's just rude.

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ImaBmyLonurTees 0

I agree, I'm confused on why he would call "just to chat" and put u on speaker. Sounds like a set-up.

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Authoress 0

That sucks! I have to agree with #11, I think he might have set you up. He should have said you were on speakerphone. FYL.

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