Kids, Awkward, Break-ups and Love: Classy move

Classy move

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my son invited his girlfriend over to our house, just to break up with her. Then he asked me to drive her home. I was then stuck in a car with a bawling teenage girl who lived over twenty minutes away. FML

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Overseer211 1

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:52

At least he does it face to face.

LemonStarship 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:56

That awkward moment when you have an awkward moment.

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lhmhtd 2

Friday 30 September 2011 13:41

Your son is a douche

Bleepbloop360 7

Tuesday 11 October 2011 22:23

You deserve it for raising him as your son

tedyesca 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 11:59

dont bby him make him deal with his own problems

rubberduckie72 4

Monday 5 December 2011 14:34

think of how awful the girl felt. being dumped then a long ride home with her ex boyfriends mom. i mean that is an fml for her not you.

SpicyWolfHoro 5

Tuesday 27 March 2012 21:29

just imagine how it will be if you get a call in a week from his now ex saying she is pregnant...

lardinmybum 1

Friday 28 September 2012 22:26

Teenage girls can be so annoying. They never shut up

doglover100 28

Friday 23 November 2012 14:25

I'm sorry but that is a jerk move.

Sally2dicks21 8

Monday 26 November 2012 7:26

At least appreciate the fact he did do this in person.

sptriangle 16

Wednesday 3 July 2013 2:51

you shouldn't have taken her.

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 7 August 2014 3:45

Your son is a prick.

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