Kids, Awkward, Break-ups and Love: Classy move

Classy move

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my son invited his girlfriend over to our house, just to break up with her. Then he asked me to drive her home. I was then stuck in a car with a bawling teenage girl who lived over twenty minutes away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 130

You deserved it 6 118

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Top comments

Overseer211 1

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:52

At least he does it face to face.

LemonStarship 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:56

That awkward moment when you have an awkward moment.

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writerchic85 25

Tuesday 19 May 2015 0:19

This is more of an Fml for her than you

Wolfipoo 31

Monday 15 June 2015 2:00

That sucks OP, you should've asked why he broke up with her and if it was for some stupid reason, then ground him and make her feel better.

HayNow 11

Monday 25 October 2021 19:31

Sorry but I would have made him ride with us to hear her bawling all the way home.....

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