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By pist off - 05/03/2018 19:00

Today, I felt rain on my face. I looked up and saw a man peeing out of a hot air balloon. FML

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You deserved it 312

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By jazthefish - 12/07/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 804

You deserved it 71 728

By layout - 05/06/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, while laying out, I kept feeling something misty, like a spray bottle. Curious as to what it was since it kept coming, I looked up, only to see the painters were peeing over the side of the house, and the heavy breeze was turning their piss into a refreshing mist for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 899

You deserved it 4 068

Hiking is fun

By Harry - 29/11/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 540

You deserved it 44 072

By DudeManBro69 - 01/05/2009 13:15 - United States

Today, I was walking downstairs to the subway. At the top of the stairs, some hobo was peeing. Two seconds before, I'd told my friend I felt rain. It wasn't rain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 034

You deserved it 3 569

Heavenly Shower

By deadgrass - 29/03/2012 00:44 - United States - Middletown

Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 697

You deserved it 1 946

How? Why?

By WetMorning - 05/11/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML

I agree, your life sucks 414

You deserved it 668

From a great height

By Anonymous - 08/05/2021 21:59

Today, I was sitting on the back porch with my husband. I felt two raindrops land on my head, so I said we should go inside because it was starting to rain. It turned out to just be a bird shitting on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 000

You deserved it 100

By TheMichaelNixon - 14/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 800

You deserved it 75 517

By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 870

You deserved it 20 248

By misspriss - 17/02/2010 01:30 - United States

Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 976

You deserved it 2 824

Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey 16

Monday 5 March 2018 19:25

It's always better to be pissed off then to be pissed on. - stupid facts

Zekfen 17

Monday 5 March 2018 19:44

Giving a new use of the term "Golden Shower"

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Akitakat 31

Saturday 3 March 2018 13:30

That should bring good luck or something.

Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey 16

Monday 5 March 2018 19:25

It's always better to be pissed off then to be pissed on. - stupid facts

jkjorn 16

Monday 5 March 2018 20:13

But in this case, he was both!

PorchKitty 16

Tuesday 6 March 2018 23:51

Yes, because if you're pissed on, then you're also pissed off about getting pissed on. And that's just too much piss.

Christopher Martin 12

Monday 5 March 2018 19:33

At least it wasn’t a #2

Madrias 36

Tuesday 6 March 2018 13:27

That'd bring a whole new meaning to "Bombs Away!"

Zekfen 17

Monday 5 March 2018 19:44

Giving a new use of the term "Golden Shower"

RichardPencil 30

Monday 5 March 2018 22:02

No, that’s the old use.

Glowworm56 26

Monday 5 March 2018 19:49

I guess when you got to go, you got to go!

RichardPencil 30

Monday 5 March 2018 22:05

Either you’re very unlucky, or he’s got great aim and uncanny vector math skills!

Mr_Mole 24

Monday 5 March 2018 23:23

Or it’s bull.

lukesick1 12

Tuesday 6 March 2018 2:36

R rated version of "UP"

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 6 March 2018 4:02

Or “Rain Man.”

tonyfan00 38

Tuesday 6 March 2018 5:49

Or "Heavy Rain"

rebeccabyram 15

Tuesday 6 March 2018 5:02

He's the king of the skies and you're the pee-on

tonyfan00 38

Tuesday 6 March 2018 5:46

If he was masturbating, would that qualify as "Raining Men"?

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Tuesday 6 March 2018 20:21

Not his fault. He probably looked down and saw a pissant.

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Classy

Same thing different taste

Hiking is fun

Heavenly Shower

How? Why?

From a great height

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