By jazthefish - 12/07/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML
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barbarajean 0

Thats what you get for makin out with balloon boy. Damn pedo.

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Hannalea_fml 0

Someone needs a life.

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allen20 0

kool nd you survived(:

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hypezster 0

find a girl or a Teddy bear like a ballon that ur stupidness !

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Youwantwhatnow 0

ease off the teeth while making out, jaws. your practicing for boys not apples.

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Igor_g5 0

If she finds a girl I want to watch.

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BabyDacey 0

obviously the balloon wasnt feeling what you were feeling:P

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mattman1994 0

tell everyone the guy you were getting it on with popped and his rubber exploded in your throat... you would only be halfway lying

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woopsy 0

seriously?? that sucks..

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White_Fury 0

26 and 36 = Hilarious! :D

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Mack7273 0

YDI for making out with a baloon

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angreen21 0

Well, at least you can just tell people it popped while you blew it up.

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1221jamw 11

it's ok op same thing happend w/ me but it was a water balloon fight and I got hit in the face

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LMFAOwned 9

Lmfao another one for my favorites. YDI for not using a grapefruit. P A T H E T I C (:

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danab_fml 0

sooooo ur dead huh?

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willgraham101 0

well, i like the opposite sex, some like the same sex, some like animals, and some like balloons! my god what a strange world

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rudiznell 0

hahaha you bitch I laughed for ten minutes

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luhow 0

today, I made out with a balloon. fml

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livrox 0

your a fuckig idiot why would you practise on a ballon dumbass it's called a pillow

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dhdefb 0

I bet you also practiced having sex with another baloon and it poppe and got stuck inside you

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astarwarsfan 0

it looks like the balloon (puts on sunglasses) blew into you. did you swallow it? ;) jk

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sp4rkl3z 0

124 - was prepared to say this same thing minus the david caruso effect, but you beat me to it :)

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everhood111 0

Today, I was just sitting around when an ugly giant came in the room and attacked me by eating my face.in response I exploded and somehow got lodged in her hairy throat. FML

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cincin75 0

Why you opened your mouth for making up for a ballon

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Rawr_Doodle 0

its called giving tongue, not teeth...

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Waffcakes 0

what'd you do, bite it? lol

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Angejolie 0

You look like Georgia Lass in the show, "Dead Like Me".

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Angejolie 0

That comment was directed towards #36.

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_TONGAN_ 5

that's when u know ur doing it all wrong

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steveakafranxy 7

this comment has only 3 letters, yet it has like 35 replies

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tanishpradhan 20

She's really easy.. That balloon completely skipped second base!!

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barbarajean 0

Thats what you get for makin out with balloon boy. Damn pedo.

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Drakorex 10

lol how wud that make her a pedo

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oogyboogy 6

obviosly you don't remember when people thought the kid got caught in the homemade weather ballon

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soupey_fml 0

obviously fake. Assuming he popped I with his teeth, the wind would have shot it away from him, not down his throat. And also, if it got caught he would have choked and died

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

115, actually, it depends on which way the balloon was facing. It's absolutely possible.

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Rawr_Doodle 0

....nvm.. it was a dudes pic before . Hahaha

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Hannalea_fml 0

Someone needs a life.

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Sooniztimmy 0

No someones to be smart enough to not make out with a balloon!

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Hannalea_fml 0

Well. Imo, you can make out with whatever the hell you wanna make out with! :D Thats my philosophy anyways ;)

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Person1233 12

YDI for thinking a balloon would feel like a human.

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MisterAmazing_fml 0

i'm surprised they let you out of your straight-jacket long enough to do that you crazy bastard

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joserme 0

I like the funny side of you

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cannabliss96 0

Hahaha very punny. You see what I did there? ;)

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perdix 29

What do you mean "pretended" to make out with it? You DID make out with it, you latex-fetish freak! Keep trying until you can control your teeth well enough so the balloon lives through the ordeal. Otherwise, I'm not letting you anywhere near my junk.

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moodybaby 0

lmaooo lonely much? Poor balloon! :(

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