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I hope you followed her orders!
Girlfriend WIN!
ouch! first!
it's called MASTURBATION! twice a day should do the trick :)
I can ********** for a whole day straight and not get a rash, try washing your hands before. Or stop doing it with sandpaper...
Uh, a whole day? sandpaper? what da heck?!
********** with sandpaper, dont try that. downgrading isnt an option in your situation
42-The sandpaper is a reference to an FmL from yesterday.
Well, yea. Everyone knows Google is the pimp of every search engine. Google will help you for sure.
u fail at life
Isn't that absolutely touching?
Zing!
Ding!
ping
meow
Cats, I'm a kitty cat, and I meow meow meow and I meow meow meow. Cats, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance.
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"Hey baby, why don't you come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo so I can google all over your facebook?" haha, awe yeeah.
it's called MASTURBATION! twice a day should do the trick :)