Love, Kids and First Dates: Classy

Classy

By Anonymous - 31/05/2024 21:00

Today, my date turned up with her baby. Funny she never mentioned she was a single mom. She went to the bathroom and left the baby with me. Can you see where this is going? Yep, security footage showed that she walked out without looking back. I had to give the baby to the police. Shame on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 07:21 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML

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By thissinglelife - 06/09/2013 06:42 - United States - Alhambra

Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML

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Hello from the other side

By losthusband - 11/10/2020 20:01 - United States

Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML

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By "levsterx" - 05/04/2017 02:00

Today, my mom dragged me along with her to a baby shower. I was the only guy there. FML

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By Motherly Love - 14/08/2011 10:34 - United States

Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML

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Fool me once…

By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML

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Paranoid

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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Trading places

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton

Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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Chazzster 28

Friday 31 May 2024 22:38

Bad as it was it could have been worse… Imagine being het child! Imagine the child being yours! … Being a mom or a dad doesn’t guarantee you are a good parent… As bad as it was for her child, that child is going to be better off in foster care.

wrecklesswfire 3

Saturday 1 June 2024 5:38

what the hell! I don’t even understand these people. I feel so bad for that baby and I really hope the baby is placed in a good home

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Chazzster 28

Friday 31 May 2024 22:38

wrecklesswfire 3

Saturday 1 June 2024 5:38

what the hell! I don’t even understand these people. I feel so bad for that baby and I really hope the baby is placed in a good home

Vesi 29

Saturday 1 June 2024 20:50

I know this might be coming out of left field.. but I have a couple of questions.. Are you both living in a location where abortion is banned/illegal? If so, did you happen to mention if you were anti-abortion at some point during conversation? I have read of situations where abortion protesters convinced pregnant persons to not abort and when the baby was later taken away, that person listed the anti-abortion person as the person to whom the baby should go. That anti-abortion person then panicked because they did not have space or time for a baby.. see where that is going? So I wonder if this lady was in a bad situation and you tripped her trigger? Just an idea.. In either case, I feel for that abandoned baby.