Close but no cigar

By loner - 07/06/2009 12:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting in class when the most popular girl in my grade came up to me holding birthday invitation cards. I've never been invited to a birthday party, so I was so excited when she handed me a card, only to hear her say, "Mary is on your bus, will you give this to her?" FML
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panicked 0

eat the invitation.

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LchTessMnstr 3

That's horrible, but I hate to say: that's how some kids are. You just have to accept it, and move on...and maybe if you feel like it, burn the invite. It's ok if Mary doesn't go to the party. I mean, maybe that girl will think Mary doesn't like her and you'll have your revenge.

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diki_fml 2

Do you have any friends?

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22cute 17

So what? Keep the invitation and show up anyway.

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moodyreallyrocks 27

I'd still be flattered! Get on the bus and use this as an opportunity to talk to Mary and get in with the crowd.

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moodyreallyrocks 27

I mean you she still acknowledged you by asking you to give the invitation to another one of her friends..

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panicked 0

eat the invitation.

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madgrinchhatter 12

Super high in fiber.

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newbieattech 0

ouch, that sucks. get more friends/ host giant party of your own/ burn the invite in front of Mary's face

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FUCKINEEDANAME 10

#3-It wasn't Mary's party Mary was just invited to the party. Why would Op invite them all in front of Mary?

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Diddlydoo1632 18

Why would she do that? All of these comments are terrible and destructive. If your friend had no way to contact you, so they got someone else to try and give it to you, how would you feel if they burned it for an unknown reason?

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LchTessMnstr 3

That's horrible, but I hate to say: that's how some kids are. You just have to accept it, and move on...and maybe if you feel like it, burn the invite. It's ok if Mary doesn't go to the party. I mean, maybe that girl will think Mary doesn't like her and you'll have your revenge.

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dragonrider1959 18

She was just trying to find a way to give her friend the invitation, she didn't do anything wrong!

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BaldOuting 0

you've never been invited to a birthday party? ever? i find that hard to believe.

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guitardedman 0

i'd care more if this wasn't written by someone in elementary school...not that that makes it any less hurtful, i just don't care.

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jazz2dasmith 0

how do we know she is in elementry school agreed with 216 and 33

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geminiTwin4 3

because you only do that kind of thing in elementary school. its really not that big of a deal though

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ihateyouall 0

i dont believe this bullshit.

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MakeMeMoo 0

People are so rude.

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