Cars, Accident and Health: Move!

Move!

By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 19:11 - Italy

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

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You deserved it 6 575

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By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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SK8 OR DIE

By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

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You deserved it 120

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 56 310

By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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You deserved it 3 641

By Biggie - 12/05/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML

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You deserved it 12 940

SK8 OR DIE

By @juicy0rphans - 17/12/2021 17:01

Today, I was skating to school and a car stopped then when I was skating across, then another car came and hit me and I went flying.. Her one response was ,"Oops, sorry, didn't see you." Everyone else saw me. FML

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You deserved it 137

Smooth sailing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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You deserved it 27 432

You dolt!

By ilovefootball - 07/09/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

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You deserved it 78 189

Are you OK?

By dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

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By Too tall for this shit - 30/11/2024 22:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML

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You deserved it 102

Kalofinator 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:03

Oh no! At least you're not hurt too badly - unless you're typing this with your cast in a hospital bed. She's got to feel awful!!

Hi_Itz_Me 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 2:21

shut the hell up

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fighterx28 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:02

That really sucks.

beffburger 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 14:47

more like f your friends life. You'll get physically better soon. your friend will still be mortified and upset in years to come.

GiddyXD 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 5:56

no actauuly f her life (OP) cos she got hit

seanders 10

Thursday 28 October 2010 19:07

YDI for trying to reverse the laws of Darwinism

FatGuyLover 0

Friday 31 December 2010 10:20

how does this suck? getting hurt for your friends creates a stronger bond

BirdieCurls 25

Friday 14 February 2014 7:32

Why are all these commenters illiterate? Can't we just speak normally?

Leumas1999 3

Monday 3 November 2014 6:13

#170 but getting hurt BY your friend doesn't

Cg3780byoch 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:02

srry but that REALLY sucks!!!

palltaru 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 1:44

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xiaoxaio 5

Thursday 10 November 2011 6:29

DAAAYYUUMM

BrannFYR 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:02

THAT SUCKS!!! FYL

manoverboard 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:03

My friend did that to me a few days ago, and I almost got hit by an old lady. ;o -gives you a medal anyway-

Idonebeenhad 17

Saturday 3 March 2012 7:26

YOU COMBO BREAKING SON OF A BITCH!!!

Kalofinator 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:03

Oh no! At least you're not hurt too badly - unless you're typing this with your cast in a hospital bed. She's got to feel awful!!

idlebear 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:03

anatomyguy 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:04

pretty sure i've read this FML before. plus if you were pulling her AWAY from the car how were u on that side in order to get pushed into it? Fake.

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Hi_Itz_Me 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 2:21

shut the hell up

ddawgg5523 0

Monday 7 June 2010 9:04

**** off 7. go suck your shemale genitals in some ****** ditch and then eat yourself >=(

pcakewafflebacon 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:38

lol good one

hackymeal 0

Friday 13 August 2010 13:54

he was jokiing lol

NOWAYJOSE 14

Tuesday 23 November 2010 14:23

I'd like to see YOU get knocked over.

Idonebeenhad 17

Saturday 3 March 2012 7:29

She may have made a stupid comment..but don't you think you guys are being a little harsh? Besides...she was just joking, and as her profile said, you should never take her seriously EDIT: seems I'm 2 years late e_e