Accident, Painful and Toys: Close encounter

Close encounter

By magicalDEATH - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I flew a toy helicopter into my face. FML

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anag0212 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:09

seriously? what did you not see it or where you like "oh, look here comes the helicopter straight to my face, should I move? no it'll probably change it's course any minute now".

caancoha 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:06

I feel a paradox. You were piloting a helicopter on a trajectory that went awry, spun out, and crashed it into your own face. How odd.

Comments

HyperTAP 5

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:00

Epic Fail

paigeo 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:08

genious

lmfao1643 3

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:12

FAIL

xxhappyninjaxx 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:19

that takes special talent

jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:20

ur cool

Everlost 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:21

this site has gone down hill, there used to be some interesting and funny stuff happening to people, now it's just fail.

ily1210 10

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:26

how dum do you have to be to fly a plane into your own face? LMFAOO either way.

jc21_fml 1

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:29

haha owned!

dzerzhinsky 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:30

you suck at life, YDI

clockworkrainbow 3

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:32

YDI for having a toy helicopter! Those things are ridiculously scary.

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Wednesday 20 January 2010 7:38

and fun.

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