Close encounter

By magicalDEATH - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I flew a toy helicopter into my face. FML
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anag0212 0

seriously? what did you not see it or where you like "oh, look here comes the helicopter straight to my face, should I move? no it'll probably change it's course any minute now".

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caancoha 0

I feel a paradox. You were piloting a helicopter on a trajectory that went awry, spun out, and crashed it into your own face. How odd.

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DaleksAreEpic 0

Oh boy... these single-liners are gold.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

LMAO @ #3 Thank you, OP, for the lovely mental image. I'll assume the brain damage you suffered is what led you to believe this is an FML. YDI for not knowing how to duck

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rite2salas 0

ydi for being dumb ...look up d meaning of "sway"

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Telcontar14 0

How did this make it onto the site? This is the least "F"ed story I've seen one here. Ever.

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anonymous883 0

it's just sarcasm because the ayuthor is obviously very clumsy. don't read too far into it. it's like if a turtle peed in your hand--u laugh at it not take it personally.

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supmofukka 0

hahaha my nephew did that to me on christmas...shit hurts. he was tryin to land it on my head lol. you will live dont worry.

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drgnsf8 0

so, you didn't see a helicopter coming toward you to at least duck, you moron

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