Accident, Painful and Toys: Close encounter

Close encounter

By magicalDEATH - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I flew a toy helicopter into my face. FML

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anag0212 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:09

seriously? what did you not see it or where you like "oh, look here comes the helicopter straight to my face, should I move? no it'll probably change it's course any minute now".

caancoha 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:06

I feel a paradox. You were piloting a helicopter on a trajectory that went awry, spun out, and crashed it into your own face. How odd.

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wiimii 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 1:02

lmao

dorworters 9

Wednesday 20 January 2010 1:06

worst fml ive evr read

pipp360 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 1:28

that's not even an fml it's just a you're an idiot

tman118 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 1:51

oh dude fyl that's the worst thing I've ever heard of. I hope you're ok

mintchip123 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 1:52

get a life 68!!

biancster 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 2:51

haha well I hope your face is okay

dorworters 9

Wednesday 20 January 2010 3:08

mintchip seems to b PMSing

xgymchickx23 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 3:44

short and sweet

adele77 2

Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:23

lol ur fault hello have u ever heard of common sense

PottentialFML 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:24

that happened to me once then I turned three.

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