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By Anonymous - 29/07/2010 18:24 - Canada

Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML
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Serafie 0

You asshole. "Woah, this chick came to my sobbing her eyes out. Time to scooooooore!" What the **** is wrong with you? She's crying and your first thought is asking her out?

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stillxsearching 3

she was crying and all you could think of was "sweet i can finally ask her out"?!?!? you are a horrible friend and person!! i hope she sees this and never speaks to you again!!

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rawr_forever 0

Wow, what's with everyone and their fake pictures? It annoys me so much

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EllieMolloy 2

Ydi for wanted to ask her out without thinking how depressed she'd be from just ending a relationship. She wouldn wna get with someone else that soon.

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madrabbit 3

sounds like a bad movie plot from the 80's

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Barrientos432 5

What would Quagmire do?..

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MAV223 0

Gays rule, 86. Don't hate. But that suck for u OP.. sorry :/

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NewSlang 0

Wait — so if her Mom already knew she was dating a girl, then there would be no point of getting a guy for a "fake date". Her Mom would already know it's all a lie..

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rawr_forever 0

Exactly. Her mom would just think she's a **** now...

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rainiegal 0

slowly get her to fall kn love with you if you are sure you will like her long enough and not hurt her, (:

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TeeRahRah 0

your friend is into girls and you wanted to date her... so how long have you known your iq won't go higher than 20?

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