Health: Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday....

By bathroomseww - 12/05/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:12 - United States

Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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By Kasnt - 03/10/2010 18:50 - United States

Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML

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By paulinapo - 28/03/2013 13:52 - United States - Staten Island

Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML

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By JillianJuneBug - 17/08/2019 18:00

Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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klbrend 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:04

Oh god. That sucks. Kudos to you for being such a nice person though.

dudemitch 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:05

ew. you had a choice. the fact that you actually helped probably just guaranteed you a space in heaven. fyl, but your still the nicest person ever.

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klbrend 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:04

Oh god. That sucks. Kudos to you for being such a nice person though.

icall_BS 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:42

Total win use of discriptive words.

XYZzzzzzzz 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:05

oh, you had a choice

pingpongpickle 8

Thursday 27 May 2010 5:41

that sounds really gross and awkward...but you did the right thing I guess.. :/ lol nasty

Edwinadii 4

Monday 23 April 2012 10:37

Oh yeah she had many choices, but she chose the right one.

meaganinja 12

Monday 29 October 2012 8:27

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notsofriendly 17

Friday 25 October 2013 4:00

396, actions speak louder than words. I don't really want to get near anyone's ass, especially a stranger's - and the more ass, the worse it would be. I think OP's wording has a lot to do with having to get up close and personal with a lot of ass and very little to do with her opinion of the woman who owned it. She deserves good karma for this one.

dudemitch 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:05

ew. you had a choice. the fact that you actually helped probably just guaranteed you a space in heaven. fyl, but your still the nicest person ever.

sannamm 5

Friday 6 May 2011 15:17

could have been her fml. Today, I couldn't get my underwear on in a public bathroom so someone had to help me'. FML

starry_eyed4 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:05

Well, at least you helped.....yipes. haha!

BenignScientists 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:07

keep telling yourself "karma will pay me back"

eaglesfan761 0

Monday 13 July 2009 17:14

Karma sucks. Bad things happen to bad people, but then they happen just as much to good people.

bballer55 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 3:46

BS karma owes me a billion good things -_-

ObviouslyTDog 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 10:44

it better pay back pretty ****** good!

mifo 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:09

I think you are awesome for helping her so I don't think your life sucks. She would have been terribly embarrassed and upset, the poor thing.

zackyp 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 6:31

what is that on ur leg?

RavenXRampage 1

Monday 2 August 2010 12:34

Hey Zacky, you see the look in that cute little critter's eyes? That look says '**** you, I'm an anteater!'.

ohdamn_fml 2

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:09

All hope is lost...

stop_whining 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:09

Oh no! You had to be completely selfless and help a person in need!

just1more 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:09

wow. that's disturbing, but extremely kind of you.

MrJentipede 2

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:10

At least it wasn't on your birthday.

kiltedwolf 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:11

Just remember, there's ALWAYS a choice. In everything in life, there's a choice. Even in death, you can still choose the fight or make it easy. You, ma'am, chose poorly.

SIMRRF 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 10:54

You idiot, there is no choice in death. You die. That's it, you can't choose to not die. And why the hell would you tell someone they chose poorly when they helped someone? I'd hate too see what karma does to people like you...