Close enough

By Anonymous - 29/07/2010 18:24 - Canada

Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML
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Serafie 0

You asshole. "Woah, this chick came to my sobbing her eyes out. Time to scooooooore!" What the **** is wrong with you? She's crying and your first thought is asking her out?

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stillxsearching 3

she was crying and all you could think of was "sweet i can finally ask her out"?!?!? you are a horrible friend and person!! i hope she sees this and never speaks to you again!!

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Gottaa_luv_Thiss 0

awwh poor girl!!

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lena_smiles4321 1

that's horrible. you have to tell her no!! cause that's low for her to even ask that of you...

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Roxeant 8

As a lesbian, it gets REALLY tiring turning guys down for threesomes. It's like, when they find out I have a girlfriend, that's the first thing they ask... seriously. If I was going to have a threesome, which I never would because I enjoy monogamy, it would be with Lucy Lawless, Stephanie March, or Mariska Hargitay (too bad they're all straight and/or married...) Not some creeper dude that asks me. Lesbian means G-A-Y. As in, we don't do boys. And OP, I would advise your friend not to lie. It will only make things worse later on.

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zebz25 0

zomg =D bawlin. i feel like giving you a cookie!

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captain91 0

I can relate to her. I'm lesbian and my mom hates it. have fun with it though just don't get attached unless you know that there might actually be a chance with her in the future and look at it this way, she picked YOU! :D

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RoCksTaR_13 5

threesom??? haha FYL OP!!

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