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By itssomething - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Utrecht

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Today, my closest encounter to having sex in the last four months was getting chlamydia from Russell Brand. In a dream. FML
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Chloe555_fml 27

It was only a dream. IRL, I'm sure you would have caught more.

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AviKerensky 17

Your name isn't Sarah Marshall, is it?

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Chloe555_fml 27

It was only a dream. IRL, I'm sure you would have caught more.

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20bricks 28

Doesn't matter, had sex with Russel Brand

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CheekyRaccoon 27

Not sure if that's a good thing though.

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tarlax 11

Definitely not. You can take antibiotics for chlamydia, but there's no cure for terrible, TERRIBLE taste in men.

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ConfusedCat 11

I've seen your comments on other posts. You should just stop.

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RainCl0ud 22

That's not too unrealistic. He probably does have chlamydia.

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zarrganaut 17

Just be thankful that was only a dream.

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MrSassypants 33

Yeah, for some of us, it's a reality.... not that I know personally... It happened to a friend, I swear. Totally not me. I 100% did not have sexual relations with Russell Brand. No one can prove anything.

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AviKerensky 17

Your name isn't Sarah Marshall, is it?

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abbyade 21

Time to socialise and meet people. I'm happy for you that this was just a dream and nothing else.

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aliciousness116 16

Russell Brand

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ColonelCusswords 24

Got a lil star struck did ya?

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