Close to the edge

By itssomething - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Utrecht

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Today, my closest encounter to having sex in the last four months was getting chlamydia from Russell Brand. In a dream. FML
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It was only a dream. IRL, I'm sure you would have caught more.

AviKerensky 17

Your name isn't Sarah Marshall, is it?

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At least you didn't get it in real life right....?

tarlax 11

I'm 99% sure that you threw the "dream" part in there for legal reasons, and I totally understand that. But at least chlamydia's curable, unlike the disease he has, which gives him ridiculous hair and makes him act like an annoying ********.

SilentSin 23

That'd be my closest encounter to having sex ever

It's usually Mark Strong in my dreams. No STDs thankfully.

If you could actually catch chlamydia from having dream sex with someone, I totally believe that it would be Russell Brand.