Food, Injury, Ironic and Health: Clumsy

Clumsy

By IHateBagels - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was cutting a bagel, only to slice the back of my hand with the knife. As I grabbed paper towels to clean up the blood, I noticed that the bagel was pre-sliced. FML

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kgb121 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:32

how did you manage to cut the back of your hand? were you using it as a cutting board?

xjbearx 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:37

wow, sorry but that's really a blond moment. and yeah, if you somehow managed to slice the BACK of your hand, maybe you shouldn't be using a knife...

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Mattsayshola 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 3:01

Your talk of twilight is pathetic.

Hockeylover87_71 0

Monday 27 July 2009 23:14

haha, genius

a_random_dude 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 6:24

HEY SHIT ***** DONT ******* TALK ABOUT TWILITE ITS ******* RETARDED ONLY TOTAL DICK SUCKERS READ THOSE UF CUKING GAYLORDS

FmyLion 0

Friday 11 June 2010 15:06

ye mad?

max13_fml 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 20:24

calm the **** down dude

Hockeylover87_71 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 5:54

I agree with #74!!!!! twilight is so f'n stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!

haleymorris9 0

Monday 11 January 2010 3:39

11 ur ugly

Rebap 4

Monday 11 January 2010 8:14

lol how'd u cut the back of ur hand

christa953 12

Sunday 9 May 2010 7:48

I accidentally cut myself slicing bagels too but they weren't pre-sliced

FmyLion 0

Friday 11 June 2010 15:04

bagels usually DO come pre-sliced. thats why I use a butter knife. sorry that happened but ydi for not checking

SystemOfADown_fml 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 1:58

Moron.

G_thelegend 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 10:51

fail

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