Clumsy

By IHateBagels - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was cutting a bagel, only to slice the back of my hand with the knife. As I grabbed paper towels to clean up the blood, I noticed that the bagel was pre-sliced. FML
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kgb121 0

how did you manage to cut the back of your hand? were you using it as a cutting board?

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xjbearx 0

wow, sorry but that's really a blond moment. and yeah, if you somehow managed to slice the BACK of your hand, maybe you shouldn't be using a knife...

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ashleyy_fml 0

Hahahahahahahah. That's hilarious. For all of the people calling her stupid, i can definitely see how she didn't realize they were pre-sliced, the softer ones are really hard to tell that they're already cut, and you really have to pull them apart, they aren't just like sitting ontop of each other loosely. And sometimes they aren't even cut all the way through. So I can see how this would happen, haha

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projektsol 0

i call bs, why do ppl make up shit just to post on here..

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iSocket 0

#53 - bagel injuries are quite common. A fair amount of people pass through ERs with cuts due to bagel slicing.

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patricia24 0

HAHAHA classic. sorry about your hand though

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latuka 0

what'd #15 say? whhyyy are comments 'moderated' anyways? freedom of speech people. although they are assholes, they should still get that priviledge

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TylerTnT_fml 0

If you can't cut a bagel without hurting yourself, you had it coming.

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CrazySoda 0

LMAOOO nice good one. Sorry about your hand though.

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