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By bummerdood - 26/08/2012 04:15 - United States - Wichita

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the drive-in theater, planning to have some fun during the movie. We were pretty excited that no cars were parked near us. As soon as the movie started, a bus full of little kids pulled up next to us. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 779
You deserved it 8 009

Same thing different taste

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perdix 29

Use a blanket. No one wants to see that shit anyways.

Marcella1016 31

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Might wanna take Sandy somewhere else. Or get stranded at the drive-in.

I bet he was branded a fool after this night.

jkozzy 8

Perfect excuse to take her to your place! ;)

perdix 29

Usually, people who are desperate enough to bang at a drive-in don't have their own places to bang in.

Now Perdix I usually pretty much agree with your comments. And I'm certainly not looking to start a pissing match with you. And while you're statement is generally correct, there are also those who are sexually adventurous like to go outside the normal bedroom activities. I know I've been known to do that before in my life, and I was an adult, with a job and house etc.

Just one clarification, I've actually never done that at a drive in movie. I have, however, "Played" in places the outside the bedroom,… Even outside the house! In fact I remember that one time…

perdix 29

#24. No problem, that's why I was careful to put "usually." There is an allure to doing it in inappropriate places even when private quarters are available.

I believe that's how finger-banging became popular.

perdix 29

The little kids running around should remind you what could happen if you're not careful.

None of the kids would be watching the movie...

coolbrony12 3

Especially if they were teens or around that age.

AClassActx3 7

That could've been a SIGN in disguise ... Be careful

Yeah, a sign to be a decent person and keep the sex private. I hope to **** you weren't trying to imply anything religious there, cause FML's about the last place you should be if you're all against boyfriends and girlfriends having sex.

Well... It is a drive-in theatre. Maybe just "drive-in" to a new spot?

texas_redneck88 10

Two words for you OP, tinted windows

It was a warning.... Many a baby started out in the car at a drive in. Now the bus full of kids was birth control

Drive-in movies still exist?! (I've lived in a small southern town for most of my life.)