Cockblocked

By sad gf - 14/11/2010 20:29

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML
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kiwi00 0

It's your anniversary and you didn't buy extra condoms. YDI

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natalia7x 3

Maybe the condom was on his penis but it wasn't really USED yet

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hmna 0

YDI for answering the phone during sex.

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mintcar 9

It wasn't during sex.

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kiwi00 0

well if the condom was already out of the package it's close enough.

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boopityboppity 11

I just stole one of my brother's condoms and opened it. Clearly, I just had sex.

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kiwi00 0

no I mean if the condoms on just about to have sex it's close enough to having sex to not answer the damn phone!

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C6Racer 0

kiwi, I understand what you mean, but I have to admit, 30 made me lol.

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mintcar 9

This isn't the end of the world. Drag your ass to a convenient store and buy a pack.

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icantmakeupmymin 0

it's called buying a pack of new ones dip thong

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boopityboppity 11

The OP is many things, but I don't think she's two adjacent vowel sounds within the same syllable.

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boopityboppity 11

I literally defined "diphthong" right above you.

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Ruff_fml 3

42. you are awesome man, never change.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#31 Unprotected sex and therefore possibly an unplanned pregnancy is hot? I think you and I have different definitions of the word.

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TheDrifter 23

Just aim high op. There are plenty of unprotected sexual options that have a very low chance of leading to unplanned pregnancy.

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lammylamb17 0

just use a glove or a ziplock baggie

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KyleIsSoFine 0

Yeah 'cause every girl loves a ziploc baggie going up their puss(; Oh joy!

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abstar 0

I really hope that is not a picture if your head.... although I did giggle when I saw it m... so maybe I really hope it is a picture of your head..... maybe I need that haircut.... it would mean the same thing on a girl right?!?

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drewbee86 0

was the drug store fresh out of condoms?

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stayc0103 0

#6 nope I don't need them im trying to get pregnant and happily married.

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boopityboppity 11

Your comprehension level is WAY under 9000!

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squirell_AIDS69 0

FYL you just got **** blocked by your own mom or as Dane Cook would say "twat swatted"

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Judus_beej 0

it's called a diaphragm, birth control, oral sex, 69, etc. not all is lost. come better prepared or do something different. what's with all the ops being pride?

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