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By sad gf - 14/11/2010 20:29

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML
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kiwi00 0

It's your anniversary and you didn't buy extra condoms. YDI

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natalia7x 3

Maybe the condom was on his penis but it wasn't really USED yet

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kite1099 3

just use a candy bar wrapper. I use chip bags ;)

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iTwitch 5

what guy walks around with one condom KNOWING he's gonna be getting some? ydi

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LaUruguaya 11

and the reason you didn't just get in the car to go to the strore and buy more condom is....? So not an FML

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Robinsonswagger 0

or u could let him hit it raw doggy...just pull out!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#100 Pulling out is only about 73% effective.

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J_Bizness 0

This is why you need a stash of condoms. You should always stock up and hide for unexpected sexy time!

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abcde_fz 0

ydi: don't answer the freaking phone when you're about to have sex.

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ninjascifi 0

why don't you just pull out????????? feels way better anyways!!!!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#109 Because pulling out is only about 73% effective. If you want to use that method, go ahead...But you'd better be prepared for the possible consequences.

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