Cockblocked

By sad gf - 14/11/2010 20:29

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML
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kiwi00 0

It's your anniversary and you didn't buy extra condoms. YDI

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natalia7x 3

Maybe the condom was on his penis but it wasn't really USED yet

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sickchiverzz 4

gee that sounds so horribly impossible to solve how about walking down to the drug store and buy some more??

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ImariJ 2

LMFAO nxt time have more than one...or how abt nxt time dnt answer the phone. I'm sure whoever it is can wait 3 minutes lol

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Squander 3

If they hadn't answered the phone and the Mom was actually serious about coming over, that wouldv'e been awkward, wouldn't it? Buy more condoms. Or steal one of his mom's that expired in 2007. That's saved my life before. XD

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nicolas1311 0

after reading most of these ( not really) no1 ever mentioned trying anal....

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Miss_Kammy 3

i don't see why u threw the condom away. even if she popped up unexpectedly, it's not like she could have gotten in without u guys opening the door. YDI

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lipingtababa 5

anal sex without a condom? then how to do the cleaning after it?

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