Come on!

By prochainefois - 31/01/2014 21:05 - France - Paris

Today, I was in the process of finally losing my virginity. Part way through, my neighbour started shouting from his backyard, "Come on Nicolas! You can do it!" He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name. I couldn't finish. FML
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MrPortalFan 21

You'd think a quote like that would inspire you to finish faster.

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Catkam623 27

I wish If had my hype man on my first time maybe he coulda pushed me to longer than 10 seconds

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SelinaMaria 5

Haha oh god, that's terrible! I would've burst out laughing and said "I can't.. I can't do this." lmao.

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maggiefox 25

That is hilarious!

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ZTPartin 17

His son was doing it too? And he watched?

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moo_and_bloo 10

Oh I get it now. The neighbour was talking to his son outside the house and then op and his gf were in the house. I thought he was gay XD

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NorwegItalian 3

I love how OP's name is "prochainefois" which means "next time" in French

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TT132 0

That's the dream. A creepy neighbor cheering you on

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