Coming through

By hellogoodbye - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, at work my arms were full. I needed to get the door open, so instead of pushing the swing door open with my shoulder, I kicked it open with my foot. Right into my manager's face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 089
You deserved it 12 708

Top comments

bahahha. this one is going in my favorites. maybe your boss will stop being a cheap ass and he'll put a window in that damn door!

MR_OHCRAP 0

FALCON KICK!? Man, into the face, if you hate him, good, unless he fires you or something.

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ithedarkknight 0

good totally you shouldnt say FML because you kick your manager in the face with a door... trust me... one day he is going to give some bullshit work to do and you are going to look back at that incident and wished you kicked the door even harder trust me it will happen! GOOD ONE i hope his nose bleed XD

storyofagirl 0

lol i have done that at my place of work. its so great

pizzaboy1138 0

Ha! I can't even count how many times I've opened the Walk-In Fridge door at the Pizza Hut I work at and hit the General Manager. Hopefully your boss isn't an @$$ and doesn't take it personally.

ahahah ive done this definitely more than once its great because they cant get mad at the accident, and you get to enjoy the moment

Could that be anymore made up? Was your bosses face knee level, were you happening to kick so very high that you kick him/her in the face or I'd he/she a midget? Kicked yhem in the face, yeah right.

hahayou12345 0

That's the sort of thing I'd do. But nothing big. Just apologize and move on. Boring - Remind me why this is a FML?

Capnstinkfoot 0

Remember when daniel larusso did that

I think it's high-time you were educated, deary. It's called the "booty approach". When your arms are full, you simply turn around and push it open with your tucus. It leaves little chance for you to lose your balance or to, oh say, kick the door into your boss' face. :p