Perpetual 420

By anon - 08/06/2023 06:00

Today, I came home to pizza boxes piled high, dirty laundry everywhere, and a sink full of roaches, but all I did was smoke a bowl and turn the Switch on. My boyfriend and I have let our lives fall apart ever since our state legalized weed. FML
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Anderling 32

There are thousands and thousands of people who can still manage their personal responsibilities with recreational substance use. If you cannot, that is a sign of addiction, and you and your boyfriend need help working through this. This isn’t normal.

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camoMS 18

An absolute YDI. Things are only going to get worse from here unless you two realize the situation you're in with your addiction, and truly work to break it and fix it. I truly hope you both take the necessary steps you need, living like that takes a MASSIVE toll on your health in more ways than one. I wouldn't wish it upon anybody.

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camoMS 18

An absolute YDI. Things are only going to get worse from here unless you two realize the situation you're in with your addiction, and truly work to break it and fix it. I truly hope you both take the necessary steps you need, living like that takes a MASSIVE toll on your health in more ways than one. I wouldn't wish it upon anybody.

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Anderling 32

There are thousands and thousands of people who can still manage their personal responsibilities with recreational substance use. If you cannot, that is a sign of addiction, and you and your boyfriend need help working through this. This isn’t normal.

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RichardPencil 30

Sounds like Afroman can tack on a few extra verses to his classic hit, "Because I Got High."

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SatanicPanic 9

My dude, the very first verse has that covered LOL “I was gonna clean my room until I got high I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high”

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Jeeper 9

F your neighbor's lives as they now also have to deal with the roaches.

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noonereally 6

Time to grow up and act like a real adult.

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Crowned Sataness 12

people like you are the ones that give stoners a bad name. it's really not that hard to adult and still smoke recreationally. hell half of em do chores or work high

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