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Communication breakdown

By Jen - 20/03/2012 05:11 - United States - Woodland Hills

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Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML

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Communication

By ohyaknow - 30/09/2010 09:56 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML

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Keep on going!

By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 02:07 - United States - Lincolnton

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML

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Quickie

By tina - 22/11/2019 20:00

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Today, I finally had sex with my new boyfriend, well… penetration anyway. Turns out, he has premature ejaculation, and no idea how bad at sex he is. He actually thought he did a good job by lasting 20 seconds. He was done after 4 thrusts and was somehow confused. I didn't orgasm either. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 19:21 - United States

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Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML

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Perfect harmony

By Anonymous - 08/06/2022 12:00

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Today, according to my boyfriend, getting me to orgasm takes so long that about 90% of his mental energy is directed at him trying not to orgasm first, so he never really enjoys himself. When he fails to get me to orgasm, I apparently use the forbidden sex phrase “It's fine” which makes him feel worse. FML

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It's not you, it's him

By Anonymous - 02/10/2021 23:01 - Italy - Benevento

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Today, after telling my boyfriend I never achieved an orgasm with any of my past partners, and therefore telling him what I need to get there, he won't even touch me, let alone do anything "down there" because he has never done it on any of his past girlfriends, and thinks it's gross. I make sure to always be fresh and clean. FML

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By BustedEgo - 23/03/2014 05:31 - United States - Norway

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Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML

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By jasmine - 23/02/2010 16:48 - United States

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Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML

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By valerie - 28/05/2011 01:04 - United States

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

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Valid reason

By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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Eaglestrike117 29

Tuesday 20 March 2012 11:35

Fake quicker.

dgmesa 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 11:38

quit leaving it up 2 him....only u know what u like so tell him what he needs 2 do

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TonyDobiii 5

Tuesday 23 September 2014 19:07

Lie nd say u want it too last

jaegerbomb98 6

Monday 2 January 2017 8:14

Alot of girls have a hard time reaching a orgasim with just sex. we need toys and such, and most of the time we are embarrassed and this something is wrong with us. OP is probably embarrassed and just haven't brought it up with the new bf yet.

Cubanloverllera 12

Wednesday 2 August 2017 6:20

communication is key in a good relationship

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Today, I was in Walmart on a motorized cart and got stuck on a clothing rack next to a super hot guy. Panicking, I said "I just had surgery, I'm a new driver." After failing to get myself unstuck he had to pull the clothes rack and I apart. FML

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Today, I lied and said I was late for work because my car's tire was flat. Two hours later, some of my friends came in and said something along the lines that "We should do brunch every saturday, (like this morning) it was awesome!" in front of my manager. FML

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Today, at the old folk's home where I work as a housekeeper, a resident was holding herself on the way to the bathroom. I hoped she wouldn't leave a mess. She made it just fine. I was then informed that she had left a crap trail from the couch, more than 20ft away. FML

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Today, my ex-girlfriend from several years ago texted me. We were having a pleasant conversation until she asked me to give advice. Apparently, her current boyfriend is incapable of talking dirty, fingering, and other sexual aspects. She asked me to give him advice and pointers. FML

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Today, I had to make the heartbreaking decision to break up with my boyfriend and kick him out after his second relapse. A few hours later, I had police banging down my door. To get back at me, my now ex had called the cops and anonymously reported all the drugs he’d hidden around my house. FML

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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML

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