Communication

By ohyaknow - 30/09/2010 09:56 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
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codgod93 0

well that's just too bad. man up and tell him so he can maybe work on giving you one!

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perdix 29

That is a question no man should ever ask -- there is only one answer that will always be given. As far as we are concerned, it doesn't matter to us whether your orgasms are real or not, they are just signals that we are doing it right. If you are faking, you are just screwing yourself (figuratively) because you are letting him get away with inadequate performance. If you lay there quietly as he pumps away, he might get the hint that he has work to do down there with his fingers and his tongue.

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sugarbear0727 19

Been there, done that. The sex was horrible.

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stavik96 0

So tired of women writing a fml about them faking it. All of you deserve it for lying!

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WarriorOmen 25

What if he feels bad and wants to improve though?

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dragoongirl90 34

I've never understood dumb bitches who fake orgasms. You're only depriving yourself! YDI!

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MrsHumanFrog 19

he can't fix the problem if he doesn't know there is one

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InfiniteSecret 20

You 100000000% deserve this. If you lie to him, don't teach him and show him than you only have yourself to blame. You seriously need to mature a lot and learn how to communicate

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