Students, Education and Miscellaneous: Computer says no

Computer says no

By firelava - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I waited two hours in line at college to select my classes. I finally got to the desk, only to be told I have to apply online before I can show up in person. FML

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ticklewhizzer 5

Saturday 26 April 2014 5:14

If college has taught me anything, it's that you always read the directions to everything.

Soundslikeothers 15

Saturday 26 April 2014 5:30

Goes online, *Site Down due to scheduled maintenance please go to campus to apply for classes*

Comments

ticklewhizzer 5

Saturday 26 April 2014 5:14

If college has taught me anything, it's that you always read the directions to everything.

grumpycat556 7

Saturday 26 April 2014 5:20

My teacher one time the directions were out your name on the test and then turn it in

nonononononono_fml 16

Saturday 26 April 2014 5:53

You can officially be called an idiot when you fail that.

IloveToLaugh143 21

Saturday 26 April 2014 6:04

Don't know what you're trying to say #5.

MrSassypants 33

Saturday 26 April 2014 6:26

So I spent what felt like an eternity deciphering the hieroglyphics that #5 typed and I came up with: "Teacher turn name up in out name once upon a time directions in the end." Back to the drawing board for me.

jenjen2633 17

Saturday 26 April 2014 6:43

#23 I think #5 was tying to start along the lines of "my teacher said" then changed it to "one time the directions were to put your name on it then turn it in"