Confused

By Overworked - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized how bad my insomnia had got when I tried answering my water bottle when my alarm went off. FML
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perdix 29

It was probably a telemarketer. Since I have Caller ID on my phone, those annoying ******* have reached me on my water bottle, my calculator and my TV remote!!

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iGottaFindBubbah 12

My oldest takes Melatonin and my three month old does too through my breastmilk :)

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AverageJoey 18

Try drinking warm milk to ease yourself into a peaceful and tranquil slumber

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PunkySpunky78 15

I take mine with midnite the all natural sleep aid

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worldclassrager 39

Is your alarm ocean water? Either way try Passion flower L-taurine and some magnesium to help you sleep......stress-defy might work the best depending on your condition...

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llnursingll 10

You don't have to live with insomnia, there's medication for it. Go see your doctor.

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tatertot1985 14

Your not a alone man

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

No one is ever alone, big brother is always watching us...*Eerie music plays in the distance*.

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