Love, Sex and Fight: Life imitating art, or…?

Life imitating art, or…?

By Bik - 27/06/2023 22:00

Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:23 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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The best part of breaking up…

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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Classically Abby

By shesanexnow - 19/08/2022 22:00

Today, my girlfriend screamed that I was a "filthy, sex-crazed pig-man" because I grabbed her ass. We were in her house, alone, and she was in the middle of giving me a long, deep kiss after I'd gotten off work. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

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A touching Christmas tale

By Anonymous - 24/12/2022 00:00

Today, I brought my girlfriend back to my place, but my abusive, homeless dad, who I haven’t spoken to in a year, had broken in to have sex with some woman in my front room, before both passing out on heroin. My girlfriend saw my dad's penis and drug stuff, and left me to clean him up. FML

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Confuddled

By yosenfal - 28/04/2012 01:04 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML

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Brightside86 30

Tuesday 27 June 2023 22:44

Where do you live that your expected to smash people's faced in? Are you a GTAV character?

Anderling 32

Tuesday 27 June 2023 22:03

Hormones can be weird during sex sometimes. Maybe the post-sex dip made her more anxious and she looped back around to what happened and fixated on the wrong thing? Or maybe she needed some time to process things and her brain finished processing at exactly the wrong time? Only thing I can suggest is to give her a while to cool down and try and see if she’s willing to talk after that.

Comments

Anderling 32

Tuesday 27 June 2023 22:03

JasonThorn 20

Thursday 29 June 2023 15:31

Well, both men and women can have post-nut clarity.

Thaylok 17

Tuesday 27 June 2023 22:14

This does not appear to be a case of a jealous rage with what you provided. Which means that was not an unprovoked response. The guy got physical with your gf, what did she expect?. However, neither was battery to that extent. Give her some time to think and let her emotions subside a bit.

Brightside86 30

Tuesday 27 June 2023 22:44

Where do you live that your expected to smash people's faced in? Are you a GTAV character?

smartal 3

Wednesday 28 June 2023 14:25

the same place where sexual assault is not taken seriously… every city and state known.

core01 30

Wednesday 28 June 2023 3:19

whoa, dude. way over the top. way over. you. not her

Rake 15

Wednesday 28 June 2023 12:41

Today is the guy who made you jealous, tomorrow it's her. She is right, violent is a huge red flag.

smartal 3

Wednesday 28 June 2023 14:24

negative chief. I’ll proudly blow away an intruder to protect my family. doesn’t mean I’d blow away my family.

smartal 3

Wednesday 28 June 2023 14:23

everyone wants a protector until it’s time to do protector shit. it sounds like she wants a harmless man, not a peaceful one.

rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Wednesday 28 June 2023 14:27

I would not expect my partner to smash anyone's face in. A stern reprimand should be enough in this situation. Of course your GF is frightened of you! You smashed someone's face in and who knows if it'll be her turn next!