Confused

By Nathanael Johnson - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, my roommate came home from work and yelled at me for my dinner being too spicy. The same dinner he denied stealing. FML
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Drai Gray 8

you tell him to f off and that he got what he deserved? least you know to make all your food spicy now

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RichardPencil 30

He didn’t steal it because it was too spicy.

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RichardPencil 30

He didn’t steal it because it was too spicy.

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Henry8cooper 15

If you make dinner too spicy you actually deserve having it stolen - and as such you're to blame for both subjects. No need to admit anything since it's really all your fault anyway 😂 or something 😂

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Hempseed 26

Spicy or not, nobody deserves to have their dinner stolen.

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hereforfmls 17

I know if someone stole my dinner the next day I'm gonna have at least 2 of the hottest sauces I can find mess with my food your gonna get a very very hot meal the next day

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Alan 54

I'd usually remove such childish insults, but seeing as you can't even write "retarded" properly ("retarted", seriously? Are you 12?) I'm going to leave up so everyone can mock you, throw mouldy fruit and let you feel like a very naughty boy.

Henry8cooper 15

I think of this as a successful reply. I started out thinking to myself - how can the roomie justify this. and I wrote as I thought and giggled all way through. I then get a lot of thumbs down from the usual bunch of people without any sense of humour or imagination - that's okay with me - I value that a lot more than higher numbers of thumb ups I can get for really boring replys.

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Drai Gray 8

you tell him to f off and that he got what he deserved? least you know to make all your food spicy now

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Ubehage 32

Make your food extra spicy. Find out if there's something he is allergic to. Take this to the end, teach him a lesson.

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Vesi 29

No. You do not ever knowingly put an allergen in food you know someone is going to take. That can result in death all to easily and a charge of manslaughter. Spicy or something to make it taste foul is one thing but what you suggest is dangerous.

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