Confusing family

By confused - 25/01/2015 03:26 - United States - Minneapolis

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Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
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SethFAX 19

Reminds me of a post a saw a while ago where a girl's dad thought she was making out with a boy but she was really eating spaghetti

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rickyricoco 12

sounds like your mom has some serious denial issues

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Overreactive 16

Bah, she probably had it at 17, she should shit the **** up

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logicrules 11

Am I the only one who burst out laughing when I read this? Just pay some rent to your parents then put a lock on your bedroom door.

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DaRito 25

OP should just move out and stop being dependent on his parents.

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Saraj07 18

Generally if your living at home past 20 chances are you can't afford rent. It's legitimately an epidemic with this generation of 20 year-olds.

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Taylor22294 24

I've been busting my ass since i was 16 I'm now 20 and still at home. Doesn't mean they're not trying just means financially it's not possible and some people want to move out there parents home once and not have to move back in after the first attempt

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xoamy906 25

My mom lost her virginity at 21 (and got pregnant) and expects me to wait until then like she did. I'm not 21 yet and have to repeatedly lie to her whenever she freaks out, asking about me and my boyfriend of over a year. I know them crazy mom feels.

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RebeccaRFT 18

Ahem. You, my friend , are on the too young list. Seriously? you can't even wait to 21?

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xoamy906 25

I'm passed the age of consent, so no. The point being parents shouldn't be saying "don't do it" to your kids, they should be teaching. My parents didn't teach me ANYTHING. I had to learn at school or through friends.

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limabeans101029 20

53- How did you reach that conclusion? All you know is that she's under 21 and above the age of consent (which is usually either 16 or 18). Doesn't sound too young to me.

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kellilynn 18

@53 If she and her partner want to have sex, let them have sex. As she stated, she's over the consenting age. Her sex life doesn't have anything to you, so don't act like it does. And as for @35, keep on keeping on. Good luck with your relationship!

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TheRealStunts 27

Well then maybe you can stop disappointing your mom if you stop being such a hoe. I dont think 21 is such an absurd milestone to reach before sex.

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Niedermayer_20 12

What s beauty. Your mother is simply looking out for you.

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DaRito 25

How is it "looking out" to stop someone from having sex? That's the worst thing you can do for a guy.

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Lexipants 21

Their mother is invading their privacy and treating them like a child. No.

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Charles900 16

Sounds like she's a little overprotective

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Asrien 8

Don't mothers think you're too young for sex until you or they are dead?

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