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By frenchpop1960 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said, "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

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You deserved it 42 140

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By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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You deserved it 32 317

Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

I agree, your life sucks 386

You deserved it 816

By BadBreath - 09/04/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML

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You deserved it 9 395

By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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You deserved it 2 386

By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 311

You deserved it 7 533

By wellokaythen - 14/05/2013 19:52 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML

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You deserved it 5 123

Welcome to the family!

By Sprtsgeek13 - 13/09/2012 12:37 - United States - Camden

Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 446

You deserved it 2 537

By ashleyramsay - 23/10/2009 19:13 - Canada

Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML

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You deserved it 11 823

Jumpy

By Chelsea - 21/04/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and started crying and screaming. My mom walked in and informed me that the sound was her making popcorn. FML

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You deserved it 71 105

By terrible person - 04/04/2011 09:29

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML

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You deserved it 6 000

Cloudy_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:19

Did he go to her? And what's so funny about a dog throwing up?

Capybara 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 5:34

I don't really think it's your fault, although "What's that sound?" might have sufficed.

Comments

coolbeanz90 0

Friday 1 May 2009 7:41

haha that is pretty funny...and I agree with #12

C0okieMonster 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:13

Pffft, she was crying because she ran out of cookies... Cookie!

360_94 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:14

"that's what I said. A dog throwing up."

heyzl 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:16

Aw, no!

xoxo9171 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 4:25

ooh..that sucks, I must say

NobodysLover 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 19:59

Wow, arent you just lovely #23

hahajkyeah 0

Monday 29 June 2009 7:08

What if his dog really was throwing up... That's not funny

lalaland200 0

Friday 17 July 2009 1:34

Amen to #27. What this girl SHOULDVE said was "Haha thats so funny! Thats what my ****** sounds like in bed when im having the time of my life!" Little hoes these days.