By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML
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rhanana 0

Idea for using a rejection number and not having the guts to just say how you feel to his face :/

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smiller0789 3

Rejection hotlines should be reserved for creepers and douchebags, at least give decent guys that you just aren't interested in a wrong number and not a you-suck-at-life number.

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adriane209 0

She could blow him for an "A".

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Kaatyy 0

if he was cute why didn't you want to give it to him? lol

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lailax3 0

woulda been evn more awkward if u gave him yr #

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tj79 3

91 and 139 I want you two as students in my class

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MrSassypants 32

196- what if their guys/girls depends on the gender you are.

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CaityCatastrophy 0

oh, sir, can I please have an A?

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UnderTheMoon 0

That's a burn right there, OP.

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rhanana 0

Idea for using a rejection number and not having the guts to just say how you feel to his face :/

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smiller0789 3

Rejection hotlines should be reserved for creepers and douchebags, at least give decent guys that you just aren't interested in a wrong number and not a you-suck-at-life number.

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VoodooGypsy 2

Or just say they don't want to give their number. I have much more respect for somebody that isn't afraid to say what they feel or think.

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bailes_o_hay 0

I agree just be honest, tell him your not interested. unless the guy just won't leave you alone, then by all means give him a rejection number

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teentee401 36

I would agree with you, but (and maybe this isn't it in this case) some women are afraid to reject a guy because some of them react very badly (stalking, assault, murder, etc.). Sad but true.

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unlucky_duck666 4

or or you can just tell them you don't like them.

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mrahhhhh 21

Oh, OP. You could have had a professor who gave you hands on experience and made human biology more fun, but no more.

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yake12 0

You sir, are one of the worst commenters on FML!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Why did you give a cute guy a rejection hotline number? I fail to see your logic. If you were hesitant to give him your number because you didn't know him that well, you should have told him that.

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Daerauko 0

lol that doesn't make all that much sense either. seems she'd never get to know him if she refuses to talk to him again.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#136 Are you saying that I overrate myself, or OP? I'm aware that looks aren't everything.

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snizzlesnuzzle 0

OP is obviously a freshman and slightly retarded. you just blew your chances of fulfilling the college student fantasy. I'm deeply sorry.

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PantherFang 2

The fact that he's a biology professor made it even better.

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FFML_314 11

Shave off all of your hair and dress like a boy.

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CreateZ 0

What if her boobs are huge? Cross-gender? Cancer perhaps?

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TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

I'm with NGMH. why reject a cute guy?

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